Thursday, March 20, 2008

The JOYS of being Tall.. :)

5 feet 10 inches thats exactly how tall i stand..

Fortunately or unfortunately.

Being tall has it's pro's and cons..

When i was in school i was always visible on stage during assembly by teacher's and evn if i'd smile i'd be seen..

I was made 2 stand on the stage once facing the whole school in assembly jus because i was laughing my lungs out!

Not fair! Those shorty's wr laughing too!.. N all this just because i'm visible because of my height n those aren't cuz of their lack of height..

My mom and dad never had problems finding me if i evr got lost in d crowd.. My head would always be popping out.. :)

The teacher's in school would 'look up' to me and talk and i looked down.. This was kinda weird bt well what can i say.

What i find most weird is short men making passes.. 

It's the most stupidest thing they can do. 

Can't they just find people their height n spare me!

Jesus! Men are a weird species.. 

A friend of mine refused to take a picture with me cause i am taller to him.. This was definitely d weirdest reason ever..

However, being tall is great fun..

I can intimidate people which i do often..

People can't take me for a ride and i just love all the attention i get..

I'm nt arrogant, i jus state facts.. If one is short one should accept it and just pray that one fine day a miracle hapns n they becm as tall as me!..

Just Kiddin..

Be happy with ur height and just incase u feel the lack of it just come and stand next to me.. :)


 

14 comments:

Johnny Deep said...

U misbegotten miserable misguided molecule of moth-eaten mildew - how dare u lie so blatantly!!!


U ARE 5'11"!!! ADMIT IT!!!

VJ.. :) said...

Ur blind is al i can say.. I'm nt 5 feet 11!!
I'm nt an amazon u knw!

Johnny Deep said...

Yes, I do have high-poweered glasses but I can see, thank you very much!

And did I call u an Amazon - just the fact that u bring it up shows u think u are!

VJ.. :) said...

Well sais Shorty! :)

VJ.. :) said...

Well said Shorty! :)

Johnny Deep said...

'Shorty' in respect to an Amazon - yeah, I can deal with that.

VJ.. :) said...

ha ha.. No Comments.. :)

Johnny Deep said...

Yes, u have to go back and quote the UNDISPUTED SARCASTIC PHENOMENON WHICH U SHOULD REFER TO AS -

MISTERRRRRRRRRRR. JOHNNY DEEP....................

Johnny... Deep...

VJ.. :) said...

Sm ppl r jus so full of thmselves!

Johnny Deep said...

U should know, being one of 'em.

''me'' said...

vj.. man.. i loved dis one.. seriously.. ws lafn my lungs out.. coz.. evrythn uv ritn is sumthn dat iv seen for ovr 9yrs nw..! lolz

ishi said...

Brilliant post!! but..

"Jesus! Men are a weird species.." is
The Killer Line! :P

Whats in a name.......... said...

men ARE WIERD!!! thanks for reinforcing my belief in the fact i always did believe!!!!

deblina said...

hahaha... this was a good one!! i sware... in a way i thank god for myself neithr being as tall as u nor a 'shorty'... lol!! but ya one must accept wot he or she is...